Why I would make for a lousy male witch

  1. I hate flying, especially on broomsticks.
  2. I don’t have any warts, just a slight rash on my left knee.
  3. I’m allergic to cats, bat wings and rat tails.
  4. I still look fat and very uncool when I wear black.
  5. I would totally not enjoy being burned at the stakes.
Share
This entry was posted in Lists. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

* Copy This Password *

* Type Or Paste Password Here *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>