Why it sucks to be a zombie

  1. It’s difficult to get a hot date.
  2. Dogs will bite you because you smell and taste just like pepperoni.
  3. People will be too freaked out to let you be on Survivor or Big Brother.
  4. A brain-only diet is extremely fattening.
  5. Difficult to hit a nagging wife because you might lose a rotten finger.
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