Why it’s great to have a cop wife

  1. She brings her own handcuffs.
  2. She can Taser people teasing you.
  3. She knows how to parallel park.
  4. She can shoot the squirrels off the Cherry tree herself.
  5. She investigates all strange noises in the middle of the night.
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