Why porn actresses have big hair

  1. She doesn’t need a pillow when lying on her back.
  2. She can use it to store her passport, green card and thong.
  3. She will by having long hair give her male co-stars something to hold on to.
  4. She will when being on all fours, not get hurt when her skull repeatedly hits the bed’s headboard.
  5. She needs to do something with her extra protein intake.
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