Why you won’t see me on Facebook.com any time soon

  1. I don’t give a fuck when and if you go to the bathroom!
  2. Dunbar states that you can only care for 150 people - why waste a digit on you?
  3. I’ll simply use Google if I want to look at photographs of grinning imbeciles!
  4. People you have never heard of taking the time to wish you happy birthday is simply pathetic!
  5. You only become a real friend when you help me repair something around the house!
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