Why you won’t see Tom Cruise performing in Riverdance any time soon

  1. Scientologists don’t believe in the Irish… They only believe in aliens.
  2. The “Church” of Scientology doesn’t believe in alcohol abuse… No Irish pints – no Riverdance.
  3. L. Ron Hubbard didn’t write Irish folk music – only bad science fiction for the feeble-minded.
  4. According to scientology, Thetans (alien souls) are clinging to people… An audience will only pay good money to see genuine Irish people dance.
  5. Tom Cruise would view homosexuals as sick and sexually perverted… No homosexualiity – no male dancers in shiny and sparkling outfits.
This entry was posted in Lists. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

* Copy This Password *

* Type Or Paste Password Here *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>