- Getting frisky with a hot Christmas turkey.
- Screaming the final scene of “Debbie Does Butt 3″ for my owner’s new girlfriend.
- Getting a cracker without having to hear, “Polly, wants a cracker…” over and over again.
- The stinking pirate finally dies, and his eyes swell up and get ripe for pecking.
- Sitting on the shoulder, and crapping down the back, of a hot French chick.
