Wonderful dreams of parrots

  1. Getting frisky with a hot Christmas turkey.
  2. Screaming the final scene of “Debbie Does Butt 3″ for my owner’s new girlfriend.
  3. Getting a cracker without having to hear, “Polly, wants a cracker…” over and over again.
  4. The stinking pirate finally dies, and his eyes swell up and get ripe for pecking.
  5. Sitting on the shoulder, and crapping down the back, of a hot French chick.
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