Worst things about being Santa Claus
- Diarrhea from milk at room temperature and bran cookies.
- Finding comfortable underwear.
- Getting out of uncomfortable underwear in order to crap in the sleigh, especially when flying over Antarctica.
- Pressure of not making a suspicious turn when being tracked by NORAD (especially when crapping in the sleigh).
- Watching Mrs. Claus flogging elves who refuse to clean the sleigh.
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