Worst things about St. Patrick’s Day in Montreal

  1. Parade route is littered with wheel chairs, prosthetic legs and jig shoes.
  2. Public projectile vomiting and urination by not only American tourists.
  3. Spontaneous hugs from homeless people who proudly sport their “gangrene”.
  4. Only people with herpes wear “Kiss Me I’m Irish!” hats, and really mean it.
  5. It only comes around once a year.
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