X-Men mutants yet to make it to the big screen

Posted on October 24, 2006 by Beerhaze

  1. Jerk - Anything he touches slowly turns in to beef jerky.
  2. Dog - He can reach any part of his body with his tongue.
  3. Snow - He easily turns pure white snow into yellow toxic snow.
  4. Jet - He can squirt lime Jell-O over great distances with his man boobs.
  5. Kim - She can shape-shift into Korean leader Kim Jong-il at will.
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