You know you are in deep trouble when…
- You start scratching your butt and you realize it’s not there.
- You wake up and both your wife and mistress is holding your penis and a bloodied steak knife.
- You come to understand after losing your legs, that The Great White Shark is freaking huge up-close.
- You bring a goat, crack cocaine, and tomahawk along for your date, and waiting for you is NBC and Perverted Justice.
- You look in the mirror and you see Lindsay Lohan.
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