You will never ever know
- If a leper has licked the green peppers you bought at the grocery store.
- If it was a dog that dug up your rose bush and took a dump on your front lawn.
- If your seat at the movie theatre was previously occupied by Paris Hilton.
- If the dollar bills in your kid’s piggy banks has been in a stripper’s thong.
- If a person has lost a finger in the blender you bought at the garage sale.
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